1. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
  2. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. letsplaymormor:

artactually:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for it…

Seriously, at first I read this as Legend Milk and then I got it and felt intense shame. 

    letsplaymormor:

    artactually:

    taco-marco:

    king-of-the-casuals:

    I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

    What does this mean???? Help????

    wait for it…

    Seriously, at first I read this as Legend Milk and then I got it and felt intense shame. 

    • Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
    • Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  2. crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

  3. hijerking:

oops

    hijerking:

    oops

  4. linguisticsyall:

    lucithor:

    WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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    WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

    I’m so gruntled to have found this

  5. yusterday:

    I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

  6. awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

    awwww-cute:

    My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

  7. You know on the Ragnarök Day we should host a Lokipocalypse like the Mishapocalypse.

    dragoninthetardis4221b:

    licklucifer:

    licklucifer:

    With Tom’s Loki’d face.

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    I’ll just host my mini one

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    IM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

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