1. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
  2. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
    • parents:okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
    • clock:11:01
    • me:they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
  1. pimpbellamy:

what year is it again

    pimpbellamy:

    what year is it again

  2. stoutshady:

    emmetbrickowskivevo:

    stoutshady:

    once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

    I think it’s 911…

    i think i live in england…

  3. budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

    budacub:

    collegehumor:

    Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

    And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

    TOTALLY DISCREET

  4. hexgoddess:

    see-reverse-side:

    hexgoddess:

    What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

    I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

    Schrodinger’s Sexuality

  5. meladoodle:

    *forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

  6. officialfrenchtoast:

    officialfrenchtoast:

    Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

    I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

  7. john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

    john-wann:

    SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

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