1. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
  2. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

    becausejensenackless:

    5sosexiness:

    leander-ligo:

    lordthundercox:

    Yes, it does.

    Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

    "My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

    I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

  2. lookatthislittlething:

lookatthislittlething:

fuckyeahdioramas:

Steve Carell promoting his new movie Dinner for Schmucks (his character makes dioramas) presents David Letterman with his very own Late Show diorama. Created by the Chiodo Brothers.
Submitted by Yaffle

    lookatthislittlething:

    lookatthislittlething:

    fuckyeahdioramas:

    Steve Carell promoting his new movie Dinner for Schmucks (his character makes dioramas) presents David Letterman with his very own Late Show diorama. Created by the Chiodo Brothers.

    Submitted by Yaffle

    • Bae:Come over
    • Me:I'm in me mum's car
    • Bae:My parents aren't home
    • Me:Broom Broom
  3. prewars:

    smallgovernment:

    at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

  4. abbysapparel:

    *looks at boys my age* wow way too young for me

  5. mycabinispressurised:

    every time i wear a fandom shirt i think someone will recognise it and we’ll talk and stuff

    but no

  6. owlmylove:

    shslequius:

    "Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

    what have you done

  7. rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

    rumour:

    HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

  8. irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

    irishwolfling:

    unclefather:

    What does this mean

    um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

  9. naliest:

Am I doing this right

    naliest:

    Am I doing this right

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