1. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
  2. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. I want to see Mads trying to eat Hugh's arm
  2. Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

  3. unimpressed2chainz:

    idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

  4. thot-weiler:

    in photos: ugly

    in real life: ugly

  5. senpai-aleksandr:

    communistbakery:

    astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

    image

  6. n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

    pvnkslut:

    If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

    i would advise you to avoid santa

  7. vatican-cameos-sweetie:

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

    vatican-cameos-sweetie:

    piratesofthecaribbean:

    Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

    Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

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