1. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
  2. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. kawaiirostam:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

    kawaiirostam:

    barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

  2. hannigrahmy:

    greatladyofscience:

    (breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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  3. ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

    ashiftiperson:

    amtrax:

    needs-more-pony:

    raptorjesusbearcavalry:

    blueshogun96:

    getoveryourselflady:

    Per the man law code and if not it should be

    I applaud this.

    Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

    Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

    Many mixed feelings.

    That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

  4. meladoodle:

    prosecutorblackquill:

    what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

    nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

  5. trailrnix:

    sh4ne:

    imagine if you lost a bet and you had to wear these every day for the rest of the schoolyear

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    don’t you mean won

  6. ecstasysmom:

    Profile Photos

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    Tagged Photos

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  7. jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

    jalapussypoppers:

    not gonna argue with that

  8. unclefather:

the folt in our stors

    unclefather:

    the folt in our stors

  9. squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

    squarlo:

    givemeinternet:

    5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

    i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

  10. science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

    science-sexual:

    breelandwalker:

    *HIC-BLORP*

    This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

  11. dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

    dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

    Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

    • police:OPEN THE DOOR NOW
    • me:um not if you keep yelling
  12. intensional:

    i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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